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> RISQUÉ RIDDLES
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> Q. What's the height of conceit?
> A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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> Q. What's the definition of macho?
> A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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> Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
> A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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> Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
> A. Because it's worth it!
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> Q. What is a Yankee?
> A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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> Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
> A. They both like a tight seal.
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> Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
> A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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> Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and " aaaaaaah"?
> A. About three inches.
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> Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
> A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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> Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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> Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
> A. The swallow.
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> Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
> A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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> Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the
> morning?
> A. They don't have balls to scratch!

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