Monkey sex

A small Wild Animal Park in Alabama acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the
gorilla, which was a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make
matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Reflecting on their problem, the park
administrator thought of Jake Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning
the animals' cages.

Jake, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any
species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution.

Jake was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for
$500.00? Jake showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Jake announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions.

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips..."

The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second," Jake said, "you must never tell anyone about this."

The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third," Jake said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern Baptist."

Once again the administrator agreed.

And last of all Jake stated, "One more thing...you've got to give me another week to come up with
the $500.00."

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