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Red Legend
Jedi Master
Joined: 03 Dec 2006 Posts: 195
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A blind man walked into a lesbian bar by mistake. He installed himself at the bar and ordered a
beer. After a while he shouted at the bartender:
"Hey, would you like to hear a blonde joke?"
All of a sudden, silence descended on the bar. Then in a deep voice a woman sat near to the blind
man said:
"Little man, before you do that, let me warn you:
1 – the bartender is blonde;
2 – the dancer is blonde;
3 –I measure 1 meter 80, I weigh 85 kg , I'm a black belt in karate…and I'm blonde;
4 – the woman sat next to me is also blonde and a champion wrestler;
5 – the blonde on the other corner of the bar is a blonde champion weightlifter;
Now think seriously – do you really want to tell your joke?"
"Hmmm…" the blind man answered, "You have a point...I don't want to have to explain it five times"
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